But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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