I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
