Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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