Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
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He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Brb crying the tears of my youth
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
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I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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