the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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