Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
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I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
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I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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