chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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