now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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