You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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