At least make sure they are 18
Why
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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