I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
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When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
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I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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