I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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