The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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