the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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