need another drink. this is the easiest way
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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