Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
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im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
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she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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