I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
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