called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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