theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
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Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
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Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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