Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
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He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
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I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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