my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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