so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
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Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
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And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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