Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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