where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Randomize
