Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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