So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
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Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
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Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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