You're completely useless in the revolution.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
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What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
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Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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