i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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