I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
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There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
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He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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