i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
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Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
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