Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
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They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
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i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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