**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
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I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
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We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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