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(330): View more from Ohio

what are you wearing?

(703): View more from Virginia

Just my guilt

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(302): View more from Delaware

it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?

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(706): View more from Georgia

first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...

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(216): View more from Ohio

Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.

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(818): View more from California

Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.

(1-570): View more from Pennsylvania

T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.

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