just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
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I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
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Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Someone signed my nipple.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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