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  ? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?

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  jesus mom

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.

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• (315): View more from New York

  he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'

  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  what was i wearing?

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  nothing

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night

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• (727): View more from Florida

  let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.

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• (607): View more from New York

  I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  They are going to name an STD after you.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.

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