? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
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you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
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Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.