so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
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he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
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THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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