o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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