so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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