New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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