He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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