we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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