Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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