Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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