a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
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how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
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Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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