I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
What a dumb baby whore.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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