Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
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like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
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In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
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