Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
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You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
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My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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