Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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