Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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