i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
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full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
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The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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