HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
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I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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