so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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