shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
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i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
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I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
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