He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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