redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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