bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
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There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
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Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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