Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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